My name is Bjorn Stromberg and I have a strange fascination with octopus and I live in Taipei, Taiwan. 我會講中文也看得懂繁體跟簡體字. You can ask me something. Or you can catch a glimpse of my secret heart. If you’re looking for Chrometaster, Tumblr Savior, or Tumtaster, they’re in my script collection :) If you’re looking for my Enchanter Epic Quest Guide, it’s back up and better than ever. Feel free to email me at bjorn <at> bjornstar <dot> com This tumblelog is powered by Tumblr.Tumblr (3.0; @bjornstar)http://bjornstar.com/<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q0MWfJE3ejI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q0MWfJE3ejI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><h1>Oval - Ah!</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1069288574http://bjornstar.com/post/1069288574Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:06:13 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l800mltvyU1qzk87mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Vader Has A Posse</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1068523639http://bjornstar.com/post/1068523639Sun, 05 Sep 2010 15:44:32 +0800star wars<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86tookqnX1qarjnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little bigger than the crab in my dream.</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1067926158http://bjornstar.com/post/1067926158Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:17:25 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l88m6ij6rE1qa5504o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><h1>When Memes Collide</h1> <p>Picard Tommy Gun vs. Truffle Shuffle</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1067868729http://bjornstar.com/post/1067868729Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:04:35 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l878o4zbTd1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Beard Octopus</h1> <p>I could totally pull this off.</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1061531946http://bjornstar.com/post/1061531946Sat, 04 Sep 2010 10:14:42 +0800octopus<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tkhcgMrv1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Tentacle Coathook</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1059213494http://bjornstar.com/post/1059213494Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:02:18 +0800octopus<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86jz7haHs1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let’s have a barbecue, yeah?</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1059205127http://bjornstar.com/post/1059205127Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:00:28 +0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bjornstar.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/1057334616/tumblr_l85souhDny1qz5vce&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><h1>Lissie - Bad Romance</h1> <p>I like her covers.</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1057334616http://bjornstar.com/post/1057334616Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:58:06 +0800Lady Gaga<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84wfaiFEK1qzapjso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When can I move in?</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1057057597http://bjornstar.com/post/1057057597Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:37:41 +0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l80112gxSm1qzr6ooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>私も大好き</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1048889195http://bjornstar.com/post/1048889195Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:20:01 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l80xx13mW61qzauk4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Tumblr’s Fail Squid</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1048859203http://bjornstar.com/post/1048859203Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:11:57 +0800octopus<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l810axItxt1qangyxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Wear your glasses</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1048852122http://bjornstar.com/post/1048852122Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:10:02 +0800Scarlett Johansson<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6f23ulxUg1qz58eqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Demonstrating Typhoon Preparedness</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1048820815http://bjornstar.com/post/1048820815Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:01:48 +0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l806xfurTF1qzcd3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t forget to come up for air.</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1048796757http://bjornstar.com/post/1048796757Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:55:28 +0800beach<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ike3Kwt71qzc3pdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Kitty Wants to Play Wii</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1048739203http://bjornstar.com/post/1048739203Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:40:06 +0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82vhuiwtb1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Walking on Sunshine</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1048733098http://bjornstar.com/post/1048733098Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:38:00 +0800beach<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rccpAlZs1qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Ellen Page</h1> <p>She will save you from your dreams.</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1036161569http://bjornstar.com/post/1036161569Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:08:39 +0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7st20eilU1qzprlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><h1>The view from the 164th story</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1036130810http://bjornstar.com/post/1036130810Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:58:21 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l74eevUBuU1qzo31to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Don’t look back</h1></p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1036086942http://bjornstar.com/post/1036086942Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:44:10 +0800<blockquote>Today’s human population is descended from twice as many women as men … throughout the entire history of the human race, maybe 80% of women but only 40% of men reproduced.</blockquote> <p>Sorry, but <a href="http://www.psy.fsu.edu/~baumeistertice/goodaboutmen.htm">this article</a> is too interesting to not quote constantly.</p>http://bjornstar.com/post/1035979828http://bjornstar.com/post/1035979828Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:06:52 +0800