Sharktopus

The following traits attribute to the overall killing potential and have let the sharktopus thrive for over 300 trillion years. Making them the second oldest creature in the continental united states, second only to the Octoshark.

• They have a miraculous ability to swim underwater without surfacing for air.
• Rows upon rows of steak knives embedded in their mouths that have since become teeth.
• An adept understanding of hyperspace navigation
• Lacking a mercy gene
• A penis that is perhaps too big
• Musical talent, with catchy hooks, intricate solos and time changes

It seems the sharktopus and I have a few things in common. Checking for mercy? None found.