I am a post-coital idiot

You see pudding, I’m not alone in my occasional horrible choice of words. You just gotta know that the heart is in the right place.

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Recumbent 3 a.m. conversation a few days ago:

She [sincerely and without warning]: I’m attracted to everything about you. Even the Darth Vader sword hanging on your wall.

Me [thinking]: Oh my god, that’s the sweetest thing anyone has said to me in a very long time.

Me [out loud]: Correction: it’s a lightsaber.

Posted: 2008-06-01 00:56