david:

ATHF’s Carl gives his Super Bowl predictions (thanks livejamie!)

Hello International Buddy,

You’ve reached this page because we are not currently allowed to share our videos across United States borders. It sucks. We know.

In the meantime, why not play a gameon the main site or log on to our message boards to tell us how much you hate us now?

Sincerely,

adultswim.com

No seriously, fuck you guys. Your message is that everyone outside of the US is a criminal, that everyone should pay through the nose to bask in your radiant presence. The reality is that your business model is horribly outdated and you’re losing to the internet hand over fist. TV viewership is on a massive decline, your writers are on strike, and your advertising dollars are moving on to greener pastures. But for some reason, I know you’ll keep on fighting progress until TV is just an entry in Wikipedia. Don’t worry TV, once someone notices that you’re dead I’ll come to your funeral so that I can smile over your bloated corpse.