Sharktopus The following traits attribute to the overall killing potential and have let the sharktopus thrive for over 300 trillion years. Making them the second oldest creature in the continental united states, second only to the Octoshark. They have a miraculous ability to swim underwater without surfacing for air. Rows upon rows of steak knives embedded in their mouths that have since become teeth. An adept understanding of hyperspace navigation Lacking a mercy gene A penis that is perhaps too big Musical talent, with catchy hooks, intricate solos and time changes It seems the sharktopus and I have a few things in common. Checking for mercy? None found.

Sharktopus

The following traits attribute to the overall killing potential and have let the sharktopus thrive for over 300 trillion years. Making them the second oldest creature in the continental united states, second only to the Octoshark.

  • They have a miraculous ability to swim underwater without surfacing for air.
  • Rows upon rows of steak knives embedded in their mouths that have since become teeth.
  • An adept understanding of hyperspace navigation
  • Lacking a mercy gene
  • A penis that is perhaps too big
  • Musical talent, with catchy hooks, intricate solos and time changes

It seems the sharktopus and I have a few things in common. Checking for mercy? None found.

Tagged: #octopus

Posted: 2010-07-21 13:07

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from benjaminf
25

Notes

The Eagleman Stag

These thoughts return to me often.

Posted: 2010-07-20 23:07

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from cephalolove
27

Notes
Color Vision Test What animal do you see here?

Color Vision Test

What animal do you see here?

Tagged: #octopus

Posted: 2010-07-20 23:03

1

Notes

Chris O’Shea’s Hand from Above

A giant hand plays with passerby’s, picking them up, tickling them, shrinking them, and flicking them away.

Tagged: #augmented reality

Posted: 2010-07-20 18:14

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from heyyoshimi
17

Notes
Inside & Out

Inside & Out

Posted: 2010-07-20 16:14

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from dbsw
116

Notes
Jawa Blend

Jawa Blend

Tagged: #star wars

Posted: 2010-07-20 15:48

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from dbsw
30

Notes

It’s a Cat!

Tagged: #star wars

Posted: 2010-07-20 15:23

1

Notes

Even Gigabyte is getting in on the octopus action! ^^

Tagged: #octopus

Posted: 2010-07-20 13:51

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from cephalolove
177

Notes
Underwater Sunbeams

Underwater Sunbeams

Tagged: #octopus

Posted: 2010-07-20 12:57

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from muchomurka
222

Notes
The sun was shining and nothing hurt.

The sun was shining and nothing hurt.

Tagged: #beach

Posted: 2010-07-19 17:43

2

Notes

Boglins

Remember these?

Posted: 2010-07-19 17:05

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from cephalolove
80

Notes
Octopus Love Foxes

Octopus Love Foxes

Tagged: #octopus

Posted: 2010-07-19 16:07

1

Notes

We’ve created the ability to do things that we don’t even understand.

- Matt Ridley

Posted: 2010-07-19 15:47

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from audreyhepburncomplex
225

Notes
I still smell like the beach.

I still smell like the beach.

Tagged: #beach

Posted: 2010-07-19 15:34

This post is a reblog.
reblogged from marco
112

Notes

In the future … you’re gonna be a freak if you don’t have pictures circulating online of your junk.

- Dan Savage

Posted: 2010-07-19 12:54

Bjorn Stromberg

My name is Bjorn Stromberg and I have a strange fascination with octopus and I live in Taipei, Taiwan. 我會講中文也看得懂繁體跟簡體字.

You can ask me something.

Or you can catch a glimpse of my secret heart.

If you're looking for FriendFeed Savior, Tumblr Savior, Muxtaster, or Tumtaster, they're in my Greasemonkey script collection :)



Feel free to email me at bjorn <at> bjornstar <dot> com

If you're looking for my Enchanter Epic Quest Guide, it's back up and better than ever.



Bjorn Stromberg's Facebook Account

This tumblelog is powered by Tumblr.