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I found this red panda while you were sleeping, baby.
I found this red panda while you were sleeping, baby.
In honor of the premature demise of Muxtape…
In honor of the premature demise of Muxtape…
imgfave.com is a photo bookmarking site similar to weheartit but based on open microblogging platform Laconica.
imgfave.com is a photo bookmarking site similar to weheartit but based on open microblogging platform Laconica.
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Jumbo Cactuar to the rescue!
Jumbo Cactuar to the rescue!
City of Arts and Sciences
 
I seriously need to take a trip to Valencia, Spain. They’ve got Cof Cof and this amazing place.

City of Arts and Sciences

I seriously need to take a trip to Valencia, Spain. They’ve got Cof Cof and this amazing place.

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No more meetings at Starbucks

Wow, go America go! *rolls eyes*

marco:

mikehudack:

Check out Les Halles.

That’s right below our office. We’ve only eaten there once (when Pownce came to visit us) because it’s relatively expensive and we usually get take-out from delis.

The menu is very French and confused us.

Waiter: (taking our order)
David: Do you have anything like a cheeseburger?
Waiter: (points to a $20 foie-gras hamburger)
David: Can I have that, but without the foie gras, and with mozzarella cheese?
Waiter: (looks annoyed) We only have gruyere.
David: OK, one of those.
Me: Make that two.
Pownce people: We’ll just have some fries.

It was the best cheeseburger I’ve ever had.

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Let’s plaaaaaaay!
Let’s plaaaaaaay!
There’s an issue with your passport, Mr. Anderson.
There’s an issue with your passport, Mr. Anderson.
Disco Buddha Doll

If I could figure out what the Buddha is sitting on I might consider buying one for my desk (if I had a desk that is).

Disco Buddha Doll

If I could figure out what the Buddha is sitting on I might consider buying one for my desk (if I had a desk that is).

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Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out.
— Thomas Cardinal Wolsey
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Muxtape down :-O

Oh dear, it’s down… Hmm… What’s this muxtape for bands thingie? Anyone got a url?

muxtape:

No artists or labels have complained. The site is not closed indefinitely. Stay tuned.

Beta users of Muxtape For Bands: you are unaffected by this outage.

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Lookin’ good Microwalrus!

My manga face doesn’t look anything like me :( I think I need to try again.

Lookin’ good Microwalrus!

My manga face doesn’t look anything like me :( I think I need to try again.

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This explains a lot about my outlook on life.
 

“You’ll notice a difference after just one use,” said Michelle Baker, head of new product development. “Whether it’s your newborn’s more hardened appearance, the way he now approaches people with guarded skepticism, or just that look on his face that says, ‘Oh wait, maybe life isn’t all hugs and kisses and rainbows. Maybe I need to get my fucking act together.’” (via Johnson & Johnson Introduces ‘Nothing But Tears’ Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

This explains a lot about my outlook on life.

“You’ll notice a difference after just one use,” said Michelle Baker, head of new product development. “Whether it’s your newborn’s more hardened appearance, the way he now approaches people with guarded skepticism, or just that look on his face that says, ‘Oh wait, maybe life isn’t all hugs and kisses and rainbows. Maybe I need to get my fucking act together.’” (via Johnson & Johnson Introduces ‘Nothing But Tears’ Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

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I have a special place in my heart for baby alligators, they are adorable little bastards.
I have a special place in my heart for baby alligators, they are adorable little bastards.
Bjorn Stromberg

My name is Bjorn Stromberg and I am looking for a job. I'm half developer and half marketing guru. I'm also one of the world's leading experts on UMPCs. Interested in seeing what I can do for you? Check out my resume and give me a call.

I Make Videos , I ♥ heart things,
I o mux tapes o, I blip, I tweet, I listen.collaboratively, I ping the blogosphere, I Zooom, and I tumbl.

I'm currently obsessing about the beach, octopus, umbrellas, jellyfish, and tilt-shifted fakery. I also catch myself listening to M.I.A. way too often.

If you're looking for Tumblr Savior, Muxtaster, or Tumtaster, they're in my Greasemonkey script collection :)



Feel free to email me at bjorn <at> bjornstar <dot> com

If you're looking for my Enchanter Epic Quest Guide, it's back up and better than ever.





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